一句就逗笑你的沙雕句子，搞怪有趣，烦恼全无

一、我不希望叫我起床的是闹钟，我也不希望叫我起床的是梦想，我希望没有人叫我起床！

I don't want to wake me up with an alarm clock， I don't want to wake me up with a dream， I hope no one wakes me up

二、减肥想吃炸鸡翅的时候，一定要忍住，只有忍一忍，等下吃起来才更香

When you want to eat fried chicken wings to lose weight， you must bear it. Only when you can bear it， it will be more delicious when you eat it

三、人家戴个劳力士绿水鬼，你说人家有钱，我戴个小天才电话手表，你说我有病，你知道我妈找我多方便吗

Somebody else wears a rolex green water ghost， you say somebody else is rich， I wear a small genius telephone watch， you say I am sick， you know my mother find me more convenient

四、每天被闹钟叫醒后，我脑中就会出现两个小人打架，一个说：还早呢再睡会儿！另一个冲上去揍他：你说的这不是废话吗！

Wake up by the alarm clock every day， my mind will appear two SIMS fight， one said: it is still early to sleep some more! Another blunt go up to beat him: what you say this is not nonsense!

五、有些圈子你没必要刻意融入。等到了时候，你自然会被接纳。比如，广场舞。

There are some circles you don't have to join. When the time comes， you will be accepted. For example， square dancing.

六、小时候我妈教我用筷子，我学不会她就打我，现在长大了，我教我妈用手机，她学不会还是打我。

When I was a child， my mother taught me to use chopsticks， she hit me when I could not learn， now grown up， I teach my mother to use a mobile phone， she can not learn or hit me.

七、厚积薄发：脂肪越积越厚，头发越来越薄。

Thick hair: The fat gets thicker and the hair gets thinner.