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男女之间的计算方法

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  男女之间的计算公式

  充斥着吐槽和幽默的男女关系,男女之间也可以根据公式计算来测算

  烂漫数学课 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]

  聪明的男人 精明的女人=烂漫

  聪明的男人 愚昧的女人=通奸

  愚昧的男人 聪明的女人=婚姻生活

  愚昧的男人 愚蠢的女人=孕期

  买东西数学课 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]

  男人一直花2元钱买他要的使用价值一元的东西

  A man will pay for a item he needs

  女人一直花1块钱买她不用的实际价值2元的东西

  A woman will pay for a item that she doesn t need

  一般方程与统计分析 [GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS]

  女人在寻找一个老公以前一直为将来担忧

  A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

  男人在寻找一个妻子以后才逐渐担忧将来

  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

  取得成功男人的标示是 挣的钱比他妻子用掉的还多

  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

  取得成功女人的标示是她找到那样一个老公

  A successful woman is one who can find such a man

  幸福快乐 [HAPPINESS]

  要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你务必对他多一份了解少一份爱(爱情名言 )

  To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little

  要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你需要尽可能爱你她, 但决不要企图去了解她

  To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

  更改爱好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]

  女人嫁给了一个男人, 期待着他会发生改变, 但他并沒有转变

  A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t

  男人娶了一个女人, 期待着她不容易转变, 但她却变化了

  A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change, and she does

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