男女之间的计算方法
男女之间的计算公式 充斥着吐槽和幽默的男女关系,男女之间也可以根据公式计算来测算 烂漫数学课 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS] 聪明的男人 精明的女人=烂漫 聪明的男人 愚昧的女人=通奸 愚昧的男人 聪明的女人=婚姻生活 愚昧的男人 愚蠢的女人=孕期 买东西数学课 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS] 男人一直花2元钱买他要的使用价值一元的东西 A man will pay for a item he needs 女人一直花1块钱买她不用的实际价值2元的东西 A woman will pay for a item that she doesn t need 一般方程与统计分析 [GENERAL EQUATIONS STATISTICS] 女人在寻找一个老公以前一直为将来担忧 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband 男人在寻找一个妻子以后才逐渐担忧将来 A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife 取得成功男人的标示是 挣的钱比他妻子用掉的还多 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend 取得成功女人的标示是她找到那样一个老公 A successful woman is one who can find such a man 幸福快乐 [HAPPINESS] 要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你务必对他多一份了解少一份爱(爱情名言 ) To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little 要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你需要尽可能爱你她, 但决不要企图去了解她 To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all 更改爱好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE] 女人嫁给了一个男人, 期待着他会发生改变, 但他并沒有转变 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn t 男人娶了一个女人, 期待着她不容易转变, 但她却变化了 A man marries a woman expecting that she won t change, and she does |