较为搞笑的英文语句

The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

When twos company,threes the result!

两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

文：Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

中文：考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。

文：For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

中文:对于美女来说，看两眼就行了，转身告诉自己我老婆比他们好。

文：Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

中文:你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑？

文：Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

中文:自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。

文：I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

中文：我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

文：I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!

中文：我不抽烟，也不孤独，是二手烟！

文：Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

中文:有些人靠实力，我靠丰富的想象力。

文：Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

中文：国外：思想和才能才是王道，国内：关系和马屁才能横行。

文：The teacher said to hear and fine,I know hes salary.

中文:听到老师说要再开始罚款，我就知道他的工资花光了。

文：The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

中文:男人情史丰富，叫浪漫，女人情史丰富，叫风骚。

文：One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

中文:一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

文：Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

中文:毛爷爷说，不结婚的人都是流氓。

文：Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?

中文:大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗？

文：In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

中文：天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。

文：Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

中文：理想就像内衣，有，但不能证明你有！