愚人节搞笑英文短信祝福

　　愚人节搞笑英文祝福短信 My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 恋人啊，你真是要我室息，你在哪里沾有的一身臭味？ I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我期待你温婉的相拥，但别将你脸部的面罩拿掉。 I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾认为一生只爱你一个，直到遇见你的二表哥。 Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 因为你，我坚信命运的安排，或许这一切都是上命中注定，冥冥中牵引带着我们俩。现在的我想说的是……我前世是造了哪些孽啊？！” Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 砖块又被称为板儿砖，是北京老字号最有特性的历史文化遗产之一，具备破坏力强，便于带上隐秘性高，算不上作案工具等多种多样特性，因此……拍你用它最好！ Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day! 心理学测试：假如你和粽熊追逐赛，你期待：1你跑的快；2一样快；3你比粽熊慢…回答：1你比禽兽还禽兽；2你就是禽兽；3你禽兽比不上！愚人节快乐！搞笑祝福语 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 我喜欢你的美目，你的脸孔，你的笑容，妈的，我就是撒谎不打草稿！ I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 你的肌肤恍惚间入梦镜，因此我还在惊叫中吓醒。整人短信 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 心地善良、聪明、痴情而性感迷人，遗憾这种你一条也不占。 Notice: AprilFools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 通知：愚人节到来，4月1 日您接到的短消息均为假的，含意恰好截然不同，烦请注意。下列是第一条：您是风流倜傥玉树临风美若天仙火辣身材的上帝的宠儿！ Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day! 沙悟净说：我有16变！八戒说：我有32变！齐天大圣说：我有72变！唐三藏大怒：灵山道路上也不见你们变个电話，看人家妖精都拿手机看短消息呢！愚人节快乐！新婚贺语 After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 餐后七戒：一戒抽烟，二戒立刻吃苹果，三戒释放压力裤腰带，四戒马上饮茶，五戒百丈走，六戒马上冲澡，七戒马上入睡！八戒：记牢了没有？ Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit? 今日有些人看见你了，你或是那般美丽动人，衣着方格马甲，慢吞吞地往前走，一副超逸自得的模样，确实是乖巧无比。真不知道你曾经是怎么赛过小兔子的？