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英语幽默简短小笑话带翻译

个性说说2021-03-3159举报/反馈
鸟窝与头发

  我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。

  “是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。

  “我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说。

  “那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道。

  “哦,老师,就像你的头发一样。”

  I've Just Bitten My Tongue

  "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

  "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

  "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "

  Notes:

  (1) poisonous adj.有毒的

  (2) Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自己的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。

  我刚咬破自己的舌头

  “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

  “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?”

  “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

  A Woman Who Fell

  It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"

  摔倒的女人

  上下班高峰期,我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口,一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来,没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚,仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她,她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下,对我挤了一下眉,说道:“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?”
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