英语经典冷笑话故事带翻译
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The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen! 新西兰的气候 老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样? 马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。 老师：错了。 马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。 My Sister's Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don't see any bandages. Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail. 我妹妹的手指头 老师：凯温，这次你怎么又迟到了? 凯温：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。 老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀? 凯温：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫小妹妹扶着钉子的。 All Except the Music A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?" "Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is." 除了音乐 |
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